What To Mute: The Nissan Cube

It's time to trade up.

New Young Pony Club's "Ice Cream" plays for thirty seconds in the latest commercial for Nissan's Cube, a new car that looks like the retarded half-brother of the Toyota Scion xB. You've heard of punch buggy? How about every time you see someone driving a Nissan Cube you pull as close as possible light a ciggarrette and flick in the direction of the driver's eyes.

Mute.

Sisters From Sister Sister Not Sisters On New TV Show

Disney and ABC Family Channel present Roommates, starring Tamera Mowry and "a group of twentysomethings who move in together after college".

ESPN, which is owned by Disney, treated me to a commercial of the sitcom earlier this evening. My expectations for the show were fairly high until I noticed that Tia was not shown in any part of the preview. Assuming this was an editor's mistake caused by limited time I immediately set sail for Wikipedia.

No mistake, Tia is not on the show, nor is she in the gutter. Apparently she's on another show on the CW that nobody watches called The Game (in it's third season?). The Sister, Sister television reunion we all wanted to see will have to wait just a bit longer.

Thank you, ESPN.

What To Mute

"Pocketful of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield is responsible for your nightmares about Pechanga Resort & Casino. Just try to watch a Laker game without getting caught up in the "take me away" part of the chorus.

Mute.

[Or, click here to listen to the song a few times while reading the lyrics. You can thank YouTube user BabyGirlHollywood23 later.]

What To Mute

Armani is a model from Sydney, Australia. According to modelgraphy.com, her turn-ons include dark sexy eyes and people that are down to earth.

Thanks to ESPN, you've heard her Jim Beam "The Girlfriend" commercial about a dozen times when you should have only just seen it a dozen times.

Mute.

What To Mute

Kira Willey has won an Independent music award, is a yoga instructor, and is a mother.

She's also the artist behind the song "Colors", which is repeated at nausea in Dell's green laptop commercials.

Mute.