Showing posts with label Dodgers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dodgers. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Dodgers Trade For Hanley Ramirez


Dodgers recently acquired Hanley Ramirez from the Marlins. Let's get to know him:

  • According to HanleyRamirez.com, his top 5 favorite actors are (in this order) Denzel Washington, Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Damon Wayans, and Samuel L. Jackson.
  • His favorite recording artist is Don Omar. Don Omar's most watched video on YouTube is for a song called Danza Kuduro. They're on a boat.
  • His hometown of Samana in the Domican Republic is known as the epicenter for whale-watching tours.
  • His likeness was used for a bobblehead in a Coca-Cola uniform.
  • He offered chewing tobacco to a New Zealand cricket player and warned him not to swallow it.
  • He dyed his hair orange in March but shhh, don't tell nobody:

Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Great Tamale Incident


The Dodgers committed five errors today. Speaking of errors, here's something I just learned about and it should be able to distract you from today's embarrassing loss:

From chron.com: SAN ANTONIO — It was called the "Great Tamales Incident" because President Gerald Ford committed a no-no by picking up a plate of tamales during an April 1976 visit to the Alamo and started to bite into one still shuck-wrapped. Then-Mayor Lila Cockrell, who was at the brief tour of the Alamo, said most people gulped when they saw Ford eating one of the tamales with the husk. "I think he just picked up the plate because if someone had given him the plate, the tamales would not have had the shucks," Cockrell said. "The president didn't know any better. It was obvious he didn't get a briefing on the eating of tamales."

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Always Reading LA Weekly


Ten years ago I took the back page of a 2001 LA Weekly and taped it to the wall in my bedroom. It sat on my wall for a good number of years, next to all the other artist and musician posters I'd collected over a year or two. The entire page was dedicated to promoting the soon-to-be open Amoeba Music in Hollywood. There were countless articles written prior to their opening that made me so excited to be a part of something so big. I was living in a city that would have one of the biggest record stores in the U.S.

From sixteen and on I used the LA Weekly as a guide to all things music related. It was how I found out about upcoming gigs, rising artists, album reviews, interviews, and all the different venues surrounding Los Angeles. I visited the Knitting Factory, House of Blues, Glass House, you name it- all thanks to the Weekly.

My mom turns sixty this year. For as long as I can remember, she would bring me home copies of the LA Weekly every week and give me insight on some of the articles she had already finished reading while waiting for the bus in Downtown L.A.. I was always surprised she was reading that kind of newspaper. I know the Weekly can sometimes skew to the left politically and that they write about provocative topics you'd never read in the L.A. Times, but I was mostly caught off guard because I always wondered if she knew about the sleazy porn ads in the back. I guess it's safe to assume she knew and even funnier to consider that those ads never bothered her. Still though, they were and still are really sleazy.

We had a family dinner three nights ago. The guest list included myself, my better half, my mom, and my sister. The bride-to-be was in the kitchen putting together two freshly made pizzas with pineapple, ham, and peperoncini slices while I threw my shoes on to switch cars in front so they'd have a place to park. We get back to our apartment and my mom is loaded with two bags filled with all the food we've tried to stop eating (Candy!!) and before they settle in or get to work on the salads I noticed that my mom, just like all the years before, made sure to snag an LA Weekly from her office for me to read.

Listed below are a few articles I stumbled upon from this week's update. Read on:
  • Frivolous Lawsuit: Some idiot is suing the guys behind The Hangover II claiming the events happened to him in real life and that they stole his story.
  • Uhhhh: A cop tweeted a picture of a dead body in Watts and it's getting a lot of attention.
  • Blue It Up: More details on the McCourt/Dodgers saga.
  • That's Your Opinion: They've been counting down the top LA rap albums of all time. See how many you have in your collection.
  • Nintendo: There's a cutting board that looks like a NES controller. *Want*

It's 3:09am so I'm calling it quits until tomorrow. Buenas noches.

Friday, September 30, 2011

The Race Is On



Oh, Sausagegate. The year was 2003 and I was watching Conan the night Randall Simon of the Pirates slammed his bat on the Italian Sausage (see video above). He played the clip a few times noting that the other two sausages briefly stop to look back and then continue on to finish the race. I couldn't stop laughing then and I still find it incredibly funny eight years later. She was okay, obviously, and didn't suffer any permanent damage.

The 2011 MLB Playoffs started tonight and although I won't be able to watch any game in its entirety I'll be following it closely on my phone. I think a Brewers/Rays World Series would be entertaining, but I have no vested interest in any single team winning it all. If anything jumps out at me during the playoffs you'll see it here, otherwise let's have a great October and go Dodgers.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dodger Crips


Since day one of the 2011 baseball season, the Los Angeles Dodgers organization has been a total mess, inside and out. As a lifelong fan of the team, which has turned into a obsession the last seven years of my life, I feel it best to use this forum to speak my mind on some of the events that have occurred these past few months.

It’s definitely well known by now what happened on opening day - a few gang-bangers jumped a middle aged man because he was wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey. Is that all there is to the story? Maybe, maybe not. Is it safe to assume that’s all that happened? That two or so drunk thugs jumped a man, blindsiding him and beating him till he was unconscious, JUST because he was in a San Francisco Giants Jersey? In my opinion, it definitely is. If that sounds ludicrous to you, then you haven’t been to Dodger Stadium nearly as much as me.

Dodger Stadium in the last few years has been neither family friendly, nor safe in any aspect of the word. Since 2004 I have seen countless senseless acts of violence, verbal abuse, or otherwise at the hands of people who simply don’t care about a baseball game. The atmosphere has deteriorated as this type of behavior has been ignored by the organization because the attendance numbers the Dodgers have raked in the last few years are right up there with the Yankees, no complaints when it comes to ticket sales. Because of this, we have people like the accused who are in custody for beating Bryan Stow, who attend games simply to align themselves with a new color. People wearing other jerseys are enemies to them - they are neither men with children, or fans who simply want a Dodger dog and to enjoy a ballgame of their visiting team. The kind of mentality that has sunk in from being a Dodger fan is absolutely repulsive to me. I often read fans suggesting those who dare wear jerseys of other teams get what they deserve, and in the early days of the Bryan Stow case this attitude was definitely prevalent. There simply is no excuse for this type of attitude, especially when it comes to sports teams. In this case, if you suggest that he was asking for it, you fall into the category as the person who thinks; “her skirt is kinda short, so she was probably asking for it” as well. Your psychological issues have nothing to do with a man who was sucker punched and then put into a coma. Even more tired are the Angelinos who like to reference the violence in sports in merely a tradition, that fans at football matches in the UK and beyond nearly kill each other all the time. Who cares? Nothing in this country is as beloved as football is to those fans. Here in the US we have many options, including MLS. No one cares about soccer riots, and just because you watched a DVD on Hooliganism does not mean you can punch a fan because he was minding his own business, wearing a Cincinnati Reds jersey. If you fall in line with this way of thinking, do the real fans a favor - stay home and shut up.

Can a visiting fan provoke another Dodger fan? Sure, but that isn’t the focus here, and I’ve come to realize this is rarely the case. Even if Mr. Stow was the boogey man before this incident, I could never bring myself to hold him responsible since this truly is rarely the case. This is about a Mets fan who is in line for the bathroom at a playoff game, chatting with a Dodger fan behind him, who gets bum rushed and assaulted by some other Dodger “fans” because of his jersey. This is the Giants fan who is with his ten year old kid, getting a beer poured over his head while the kid watches for merely walking through the reserve level. This is another Giants fan walking through the loge level with his hot dog, minding his own business while his team is down to the boys in blue, and gets sucker punched, with an emphasis on the sucker. The other Mets fan beaten in the bathroom during the playoffs, the Reds fan who was showered with peanuts and beer, the Pirates (!) fan who one gangbanger shouted, “F**k your flag”, before pulverizing him. That one still baffles me to this day. The stadium being overrun by cholos, thugs, and just plain meatheads needs to be put to an end, and I hope this is finally on the horizon despite it taking the misfortunes of Bryan Stow to get us there.

Here are the basics: Dodger stadium has not been safe or secure for a while now. The lawsuit announced today by the family of Bryan Stow is in no way unjust, and also would be completely beneficial to the true baseball fans of Los Angeles and around the country who wish to visit our stadium. The stadium is a cathedral. It is gigantic, glowing of perfect green grass and the retro-colored seats, appearing untouched since the day it was built rather than refurbished and well-kept. The retro lights, and the darkness of the parking lot at night, and the inability to reach any officials during or after the game is disturbing, to say the least.

In May 2005, the stadium held the infamous “two dollar Tuesdays”. The result was disastrous. Besides a heap of totally unruly, idiotic fans causing hysteria throughout the game - an incident saw fans littering the outfield grass with hordes of trash after stadium security apprehended an idiot who ran onto the field. It was almost a relief to witness it in person, as I didn’t have to hear the shame in Vin Scully’s voice on television when such a sad, disrespectful act was committed. Along with all the fights that ensued at those games, Frank McCourt knew things had to change. Yadda, yadda, yadda. He hired off duty LAPD officers to roam the grounds full time, and they were permitted to do so in full police uniform. Where did that go, though? That was 6 years ago, it has came and gone, and where are we now? In a massive parking lot that has enough room for massive flea markets, as well as just massive amounts of commercials, where are the security to oversee everything? Where is that revenue going?

Bryan Stow’s family deserves, and needs, to be paid for every last cent that they would ever need. Because of his condition, and the fact that it is still unknown if he will ever wake up, he needs 24 hour care. Think of those medical bills, especially these days - it is truly frightening. He has two children who now may be deprived of a father, because he wanted to watch a baseball game at our stadium. Frank McCourt’s organization allowed this to happen, because violence at the stadium was never an issue until it was on the front page. These thugs were welcomed as they were just mere dollar signs. The organization no longer belongs to Frank McCourt, nor will it ever again. The fans that attend the games should not fear authority or any security, and should not tolerate idiocy. Despite the horrific events that have occurred, the true baseball fans of Los Angeles can take back what is theirs, and will know how to share their stadium.

Otherwise? You can get used to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_kRqA5OVjU

Regardless of the financial outcome of the lawsuit, if you have an extra buck or two you can donate to Bryan Stow and his family at http://www.support4bryanstow.com. Be sure to check out the store where you can donate in exchange for a wristband or something else.


-Danny A.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Wounds Bleeding Blue

Despite what The Pride of Inglewood claims on his Twitter feed I am not to blame for the Dodgers current woes. Sure, I was responsible for a loss that one night at Maggie's where I gave everyone no-hitter updates every third of an inning. I'll even take the fall for ending Chad Billingsley's bid for a no-hitter due to one innocent tweet (see below) but there is no way this three games to one madness is my fault.



I havn't watched any game in its entirety since the playoffs started let alone attend either of the two games here in Los Angeles. There have been no tweets, no blogs, no comments what so ever that would in any way jinx the playoff run.

Infinite Et Cetera's unofficial correspondent Mario does have a more interesting theory regarding the current state of Dodger nation that is centered around the removal of King Taco from the upper deck concourse at Dodger Stadium years ago. Because I was threatened with legal recourse I'm not allowed to copy and paste his journal entry from Myspace onto my blog, but I will post the link to it here. Now that I've absolved myself of any wrong doing here's that five minute clip from The Natural that will make us all feel a little better:


Friday, August 7, 2009

Extra Innings Courtesy Of Local Dimwit

I'm conflicted.



If you've ever watched a car chase you know exactly where I'm coming from. Some crazed lunatic driving a beat up 2003 Kia Sorento tries to lose the cops by driving on the wrong side of the road, jumps a curve, and comes to a popular intersection. Neighbors turned pedestrians watching the chase on television decide to go outside and cheer the driver on as he speeds through another light and pretends to slow down only to speed up once more.

Years ago I can remember local radio host Tom Leykis talk about some alert system he signed up for where it would let you know when a car chase was happening and what channel had the best view. Local newspapers reported more networks would abstain from broadcasting the chase to spare future phelons from fifteen minutes of fame. Not sure how true that is today.

For the second time this week a fan at Dodger stadium ran onto the field and for the second time it was not shown on television. Vin Scully's explaining the cause for pause as this idiot interrupts a critical point in the 9th inning. Great job distracting Broxton who by the way has only two saves over the last three weeks and needs all the concentration he can get. It's bad enough we have the reputation for leaving early, now we're staying until the 9th inning to run around like a douche bag on the field. Don't worry, no game going on here.

As much as I'd love to watch the fan being brutally tackled or beaten on television I'm also glad they don't show it (seeing it live is better anyway). I really wonder if these people are as naive as I was about running on the field before it was brought to my attention that 1.) You are jailed for trespassing, 2.) Fined thousands of dollars, and 3.) Banned from the stadium.

Not to mention you're the reason Broxton lost his groove and sent the game into extra innings.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Dodgers Channel Gas-House Gorillas

Dodgers had nineteen hits tonight and destroyed the Atlanta Braves on ESPN, 9 to 1.



I was reading John Kricfalusi's blog updates (he's the guy behind Ren & Stimpy; passionate about animation's history and innovative techniques) and I came across a post where he disected a few cells and scenes of Disney's 1936 cartoon, Toby Tortoise Returns. He does a great job at showing how each pose lands a message and sets the tone, which I never really thought about. Anyways, I found the video posted above when searching around for other old cartoons that were sports related so whether or not you enjoyed it doesn't really matter. I never knew what a Tea Totaller was until that reference. It's too bad this crappy retro ska band is using Gas-House Gorillas as their name. Be careful when clicking that link since music starts right away and if your volume is above 1 you may get an awful earful.

All of that had little to do with the Dodgers, so here is a picture that will make up for misleading you:


Monday, June 29, 2009

Dodgers: Me Estas Tentando

Don't touch my glove
I'm just a bug
You need a dove
All of the drug

At Dodger Stadium or at home, every time I hear James Loney's batting music I can never make out the correct lyrics. Since I don't listen to urban radio stations any more I figured I'd never know the song's artist or title. Lucky for me Dodgers.com hooked a brother up by identifying the song, which just so happens to be on YouTube with all the lyrics scrolling by. Awesome:


While we're at it, let me introduce you to Manny's batting intro music with special English language captions [click here]. Here's some other player requested song highlights:
  • Hiroki Kuroda -- "Hero" by the Foo Fighters
  • Juan Castro -- "Lean Like A Cholo" by Down
  • Andre Ethier -- "Tres Delinquents" by Delinquent Habits
My favorite though has to be Randy Wolf, not because of the songs, but because he has requested two; one for when he's pitching ("Jambi" by Tool), and one for when he's batting ("Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins").

Hey Randy, way to force that balk tonight and knock in two runners.

Aroooooooooooo.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I Believe You Can Get Me Through The Night

Dream Weaver



Against the advice of friends and Dodger fans alike, Daniel and I brought our jinx-worthy selves to tonight's Dodger game that featured the triumphant return of Jeff Weaver. Let's be honest, this was the game the Dodgers were destined to lose. An 11-0 record opening at home to start 2009 was sure to come to an end courtesy of an aged veteran with golden hair.

5 innings, 6 strikeouts, and 1 earned run later the blue crew were put in great position to keep the streak alive and prove to everyone that I'm not bad luck. Orlando Hudson continues to be my favorite Dodger this season after making two outstanding catches to save Weaver from doom.

While the win was great, two other non-game highlights were sure to follow: The first came while waiting in the stairs above the player parking lot. With Matt Kemp walking towards his car talking on his cell phone I made a few at-a-boy comments to which he responded with a polite wave and a "thanks!". The second highlight occurred when an elderly female stadium attendant walked along side us after the game explained that she was an Angel fan because they played with heart, something this Dodger team lacks. When Jeff Kent was mentioned she said he never played with heart which sent Daniel in a tirade as he proceeded to beat her senseless with his cell phone. Well not exactly. The old lady went unharmed even though her synopsis of Kent's play on the field was unfounded and ridiculous.

Here's to 12-0 at Dodger Stadium.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dodgers 2009 Opening Day: O-Dog, Oh Yes!

Before the commentary/recap, have a look at future IEC contributor Mario [right circle] as he watches Orlando Hudson's third inning home run ball fly over his head [left circle]. As always, click to enlarge photo.



Outstanding effort, M-Rod!

Statistics say hitting for the cycle is less likely than throwing a no hitter. In my lifetime I didn't think I'd get to witness either of them live. Thanks to Orlando Hudson [MVP of my fantasy league team Serenity Now] I was a part of Opening Day history and most importantly Dodger history. In chronological order, here are some non-game highlights from our journey today:
  • 7:00am: You're The Best by Joe Esposito starts off the Baseball Songs Mix CD made the night before. All passengers are excited and sing along.
  • 8:24: Dorritos and Blue Moon Beer for breakfast.
  • 8:45: Rival Banda orchestras set up shop at Elysian Park. No sombreros were harmed. No white people allowed.
  • 10:40: Gates open. Honking of horns fills the morning air.
  • 12:45pm: Doves released during pre-game ceremonies flying away in fear of Randy Johnson and his fast ball.
  • 12:47: One lone dove gets caught on the left field big screen but is freed before Randy can jump up there and murder it.
  • 1:10-4:17pm: Game time. Read all about it.
  • 4:20: Parking lot madness. My horn was used without permission.
  • 4:36: Daniel falls asleep in car, his snorring upsets Gabriel.
  • 4:51: Hooligans holding up traffic are running around with vodka bottles asking random sluts in cars to take shots. I'm not player enough to participate.
  • 5:22: Abel and myself argue Journey's Don't Stop Believin' vs. Green Day's Brain Stew and which one has been overplayed more. Abel loses argument.
  • 5:40?: Arrived at Jack in the Box to receive our free Sirloin Burgers courtesy of the Dodgers winning by at least three runs. Jack in the Box Sirloin Burgers suck balls.
  • 6:30: Back at home to finish the Padres/Mets game.
Go blue!

Monday, March 23, 2009

I'm So Excited, And I Just Can't Hide It

Tommy Lasorda sleeps during interview, courtesy of AwfulAnnouncing:



The "Huh?" response at around 2:10 is too funny.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Manny Ramirez Wins Picture/Video of the Week

Manny riding an adult size tricycle at spring training. ESPN has the video [here].

With all the Pedro talk, I was gonna mention how cool it'd be to see Nelson de la Rosa (famous for the picture below) but was saddened to learn he passed in 2006. Known also as Mahow to his fans he is credited with being the world's smallest actor and the fan site dedicated to him remains in tact. He did an interview with Jimmy Kimmel a few years back and I'm pretty upset that I missed it. Rest in peace, Nelson.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Welcome Back, Jeff Weaver.

The Dodgers announced today (yes, it's still 2009) that Jeff Weaver has been signed to a minor league deal, with the intentions of him being a relief pitcher. I'm not really sure how to comment, so I'll leave you all with this fun fact via Wikipedia:

"In August, 2003, ebay member "freerangeveal" attempted to sell Weaver on eBay. The auction appeared the day after Weaver gave up 11 runs against the Kansas City Royals. The auction lasted for one day, and the bidding reached the ebay limit and record of $99,999,999.00 before it was removed as against eBay policy."

Monday, December 8, 2008

December 8th, Nutshelled.


Headlines and quick stuff mostly from today:
  • Dodgers GM says Sabathia wants to be in L.A. Link
  • Casey Blake, aka The Beard, near agreement with the Dodgers. Click
  • Batman: The Dark Knight is released tomorrow. Pop
  • Alt Press Magazine releases the most anticipated albums of 2009. Green Day, NOFX, and Paramore are highlights. Especially Paramore. No link, just accidentally pick up the issue at 7-11 like I did.
  • Leno staying with NBC Primetime even after the Tonight Show goes to Conan. Conk
  • South Gate is the only city in Los Angeles with 9.25% sales tax. Tax not applied to elotes. Also, this isn't really new news, I just happened to look at my receipt from CVS. El Linko De .pdf
  • "Moon Shoes" discovered at Toys 'R Us when shopping for gift. Moon Shoes: Jump
  • Maru, the Japanese sensation. Linkers
  • No Doubt to reunite for tour next year. Fan Site
  • Greg Maddux retired. Hey! We Got Cy Young Winners Over Here!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

5 Reasons Why The Dodgers Should Not Resign Manny

1) He'll extend Ned Colletti's tenure.
2) Alyssa Milano's unsexy attempt at being goofy continues. (see above)
3) We'll forget all about the Lakers going 82-0.
4) Blake DeWitt continues saying "DeWitt Being DeWitt" when joking around with an easily impressed Manny.
5) Every person in Los Angeles with the last name Ramirez will grow up.