Long overdue, the truth according to Scottie Pippen:
- Alonzo Mourning was a better all-around player than Kareem
- RC Cola is superior to Coca-Cola
- George Clooney was the best Batman
- Madonna couldn't hold Lady Gaga's junk
- "Mobsters" was just a way better movie than "Goodfellas"
- Aqua Man would not be a phenomenal water polo player
- Something said in Spanish is inherently not funnier than something said in English
- "Ernest Goes to Jail" was more realistic than "Ernest Goes to Camp"
-Snooki's book is a better read than "Othello"
- Chex is inferior to Crispy Hexagons
- Chex is inferior to Crispy Hexagons
- Some day the number of Hot dogs you can buy will be equal to the number of hot dog buns available for purchase
- David N.
