5 Reasons Why The Dodgers Should Not Resign Manny

1) He'll extend Ned Colletti's tenure.
2) Alyssa Milano's unsexy attempt at being goofy continues. (see above)
3) We'll forget all about the Lakers going 82-0.
4) Blake DeWitt continues saying "DeWitt Being DeWitt" when joking around with an easily impressed Manny.
5) Every person in Los Angeles with the last name Ramirez will grow up.