Get ready for the most uninspired battle of the century. This fight shows no potential for entertainment and will have no impact whatsoever on the sport of boxing. Both fighters will stumble around the ring for about 2 hours, throw some minor jabs, and with any luck will maybe land a few here and there. The fight never comes to climax as both fighters struggle to catch their breath when the final "Draw" decision is announced.
Thankfully, I will be at work most of the day so I won't miss any of this.
Also, USC wins 2-0 over UCLA. USC scores a safety in the first 5 minutes of the game, then nothing happens for another 2 hours and 50 minutes.