The 25th of November bring a Friday that's black
A Friday in which I wish I could turn time back
People line up in droves to buy useless things
New employees not knowing what black Friday brings,
A Friday where people wait in line about 3 days ahead
The smells so repulsive, they stink worse than the dead
Missing Thanksgiving dinner thinking they'll get a steal
But how is saving 20 dollars on a piece of shit dynex a deal?
Sure store had bargains but that was a long time ago
Now retailers push out crap to customers because "What do they know?"
God forbid you get the last laptop deal and want to take it to your place
Because now you gotta look out for the black guy trying to punch you in the face,
This 25th of November take notice to what I said
The best way to spend black Friday is at home in your bed
I know this time last year this blog was filled with the same rants
But Im just trying to spare everyone a day standing behind someone who just shit there pants.
me > Russell Simmons' def poetry jam