Black Friday IV: Insignia's Revenge.

For anyone who hasn't worked in retail, Black/Green Friday is the grandest day of the year for employees to celebrate the following:

• Trampled Citizens
• Use of the Phrase "Bait and Switch"
• First dibs on hiding that FOX Television series on DVD that's $20/$30 cheaper behind a cabinet OR behind a Special Interest DVD nobody wants
  
• Stolen Cars in the Parking Lot
• Stolen Items from Cars in the Parking Lot
• Stolen Cars, And The Items Bundled With Them
• Work Breaks, On Time, and Often Longer/More Frequent Courtesy of Your Sympathetic/Distracted Manager
• Frustrated Old People (Why are they here?)
• That Guy Who's Complaining At Customer Service Because It Took 23 Minutes To Find A Parking Spot (Also, his car was stolen)
• The Employee Break Room Filled With Employees You Never See Any More And Hope To Never See Again
• That Manager You Hate Trips Over Something
  
• The $14.89 Price Difference of Same Item At Local Competitor

It's the most wonderful time of the year.