Saturday, November 29, 2008

'Tis The Season?

Sought: Wal-Mart shoppers who trampled NY worker

NEW YORK – Police were reviewing video from surveillance cameras in an attempt to identify who trampled to death a Wal-Mart worker after a crowd of post-Thanksgiving shoppers burst through the doors at a suburban store and knocked him down.

Criminal charges were possible, but identifying individual shoppers in Friday's video may prove difficult, said Detective Lt. Michael Fleming, a Nassau County police spokesman.


It's good to know the holidays bring out the best in everyone. I hope that $10 savings on scented candles was worth it.


Even the mind-frozen consumerist zombies in 1978's Dawn of the Dead were more polite than these assholes. I can't even enjoy Beat Street right now on Turner Classic Movie Channel because I made the mistake of checking Yahoo! News.

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