Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Top 10 Reasons Why There Are Only Three Blogs Posted So Far This September

10. Started reading text printed on paper.
9. MLB The Show '09
8. Spent several off days in what's known as the out doors.
7. Arkham Asylum
6. Avril Lavigne's divorce allowed me to work on a romantic haiku that was later crumpled and thrown away. Then written again. Then crumpled once more.
5. Anti-Spider Coalition meeting preparations consumed more time than expected.
4. Started watching Mad Men, caught up on The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, etc;.
3. Work
2. Built furniture
1. Sooooo lazy

With about seven days left in September it's a bit too early to throw in the virtual towel. Here's something to hold everyone over until I can get back in the swing of things:

PHILADELPHIA – Police in Philadelphia say a white officer who came to work with cornrows was ordered by a black superior to get a haircut because the braids violated department standards. The Philadelphia Daily News reported Monday that Officer Thomas Strain was put on desk duty this month because of the braids, even though the paper reported dozens of black officers wear cornrows.

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